Art: Statuary

Every once and a while, you run across a piece of art that begs the question, "What was the artist thinking?"

This is not one of those pieces.

The first question that comes to mind with this excellent time piece is, "Where do I put it?" Followed shortly thereafter by, "Where will she put it?" Followed by 15 minutes of alone time, which is what the artist was thinking in the first place. That takes care of all relevant thought processes.

The piece is a fascinating combination of pop culture references. The French Maid herself is an homage to the bawdy thoughts of a bygone era. However, her anime features bring to mind the modern Hentai pleasures popular among those too socially awkward to have sex themselves. The very dildo she carries mimics her proportion and shape, implying she has but one use. Blushingly innocent as she may appear, the ball gag and paddle she carries reveal her inner knowledge of her own purpose. She is Everywoman as every man wishes her to be: powerful, independent, ready to spank, and constantly interested in fulfilling our fantasies. The single disappointing feature, the clock itself. Added to provide a practical purpose the young lady scarcely needs, it is as unnecessary as lingerie on a cheerleader. Yes, as long as it's there we'll look, but we would have been just as satisfied with out it.