Ride the Donkey.

I crazy little start. I'm on the button with Qc6c and there's a single limper. WTF, it's first hand, I'm in. That's the last bet until the river. The board is Ks Jd 8d 9d Ts. I bet the river. He calls. He had pp7.

Next hand I'm sitting on pp7. WTF, It's what the last guy I beat had; I'll call it. This time, though, there's a raiser. The flop is crap, in fact the entire board is crap, and this guy is pushing a little, but not like he's got an overpair. He's pushing like he's got AKoff or AQs so I call the whole way and my little ass pair takes it.

I can live with the criticism.